Secret Diary of an Oscars' Host


24.2.09

Dear DiaryIt's been a bloody long day, but what a day!I woke up yesterday morning and was so excited, I could barely eat my Coco Pops. The Academy Awards were finally here. And you should see Deb. Man! She's hot. She had her hair cut especially and she's been helping me at the gym. I think...
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Colin with a Farrell: Still No Hope for Firthophiles


18.2.09

by SHELL SHERREELike many ladies surfing the web today, I had a brief coronary flutter when I saw a headline, "Colin in Latest Celebrity Breakup".I had to make myself a consolatory cup of Earl Grey when I clicked {forgive me, I think I Double Clicked} and discovered Colin Firth was not the Colin...
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Oscar Overcomes Intimacy Issues


14.2.09

by SHELL SHERREEWhen Hugh Jackman starts talking about intimacy, I'm listening.In an interview with the Associated Press about his upcoming hosting of the Academy Awards, he hinted that the Kodak Theatre would be less like a place to roll gold-foiled Jaffas down the aisles, and more like the nightclub...
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The Bridges of King Gee County


12.2.09

by SHELL SHERREEI love watching the ads on TV. Sometimes, I even squeeze in a little TV show on the side, ad breaks permitting. I appreciate truly great ads. And there are some around. Last night, I noticed King Gee's latest one. You can check it out here as long as King Gee doesn’t move it elsewhere.Little...
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Please Help Me, Miss Mild Manners, Writes Mr C Bale of Hollywood


7.2.09

Dear Miss Mild MannersOk, I give up. I wave the effing white flag. I thought I was improving my vocabulary by studying Gordon Ramsay's TV shows. I don't understand what happened. After all, he's a cool, popular guy and English. Like that Queen broad.How was I to know the eff word wasn't a noun,...
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Balloons over Paris


2.2.09

Give me a bottle of Dior and a balloon flight over Paris and I'd be an even happier little lady! My illustration is based on the print ad for Miss Dior Chérie. For another mood-lifter and Paris-teaser, check out Sofia Coppola's delightful commercial, to the inspired accompaniment of Brigitte Bardot's...
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No Sweat on Groundhog Day


2.2.09

by SHELL SHERREEFebruary 2nd is Groundhog Day in the USA. Spare a thought for Punxsutawney Phil. The entire schedule of winter coat sales rests heavily on his little furry shoulders and those of his brotherhood.He usually lives quietly with his dear wife Phyllis in the library {that's right, the...
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Heightened Blood Pressure of the Happiest Kind


1.2.09

by SHELL SHERREESad but true, long running TV show ER will soon turn off its heart monitor and shuffle slowly towards the light of TV Heaven.Now in its 15th year, ER is currently rating higher than that award-showered poser 30 Rock. In spite of this, the cubicle curtains are being discreetly drawn....
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